Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe announced his long-awaited growth strategy on Monday and said Japan will start issuing (skilled) visas to highly skilled foreign jihadist suicide bomber because of decreasing kamikaze pilot population.
The Japanese public is increasingly worried about the effects of declining
kamikaze population. In the first time of decades, Japan will loosen its
immigration policy. Japan will start issuing visas of category J to skilled
foreign jihadist suicide bombers from April 2016. The spokesperson of Council
on Economic said jihadist will be utilized to protect the Senkaku islands.
Osama A., a skilled jihadi
suicide bomber from the Islamic State is very excited about this new
opportunity. “I will definitely take this opportunity. I love sushi and anime.
In Japan I could have 72 geishas.”
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