Iraqi weapon of mass destruction found in Texas

CHIHUAHUAN DESERT, Texas-Iraqi weapons of mass destruction which could not be found in Iraq are being excavated in the Chihuahuan desert by theologians searching for the Noah's Ark, a ship  believed to be wrecked thousand of years by fundamental Christians.

In the year 2003, American troops invaded Iraq under the pretence that the country hides weapon of mass destruction. Former president George W. Bush hallucinated that Saddam Hussein was hiding secret weapons but oddly enough the weapons have not been found yet after more than 10 years of American invasion. American, Great Britain, Australian and Polish troops looked at every single corner of Hussein's house even in the toilet but could not find any evidence. 

Sam Harrison, lead theologian from the Biblical Archaeology Research Institute of Wheaton College unexpectedly found Iraqi weapons of mass destruction amidst the Texan desert. "These weapons of mass destruction are similar to the Ark of the Covenant shown in Raiders of the Lost Ark. We are fascinated about our artifact. According to Raiders of the Lost Ark when you open the box the wrath will kill people who looked at the light emitted from the Ark so we have to be very careful about our further research," he said.

The mystery remains why Iraqi weapons of mass destruction were buried in the American ground.

Former George W. Bush is excited:"I've been looking for weapons of mass destruction for years. The USA bombed and brought freedom to Libya, destabilized Syria, asked ISIS to find the Iraqi weapons and used weapon of mass migration but still there was no trace of them. Now we have found them. In god we trust."

The study of the artifact may reveal the reason for the invasion of Iraq in 2003 and deliver proof that Bush was not hallucinating at that time.