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Thursday 29 October 2015

Angela Merkel's secretary reveals: the chancellor is remote controlled by a creature in Merkel exosuite




It was an usual working day for Angela Merkel's secretary Susanne Müller*. The only unusual thing was that she was a little bit early in the office. She opened the door the chancellor's office to discuss about her daily schedule but the next moment she was petrified with horror.

A small creature was creeping out from the German chancellor's head which was stuffed with electric cables and small electronic devices. Merkel was not a human being but a robot. The shocked secretary was watching the creature from the crack of the door.

"It was like this tiny alien in 'Men in Black' which hid in a human-like exosuit," explains Müller.

After the little creator climbed out from its Merkel exosuit it switched on a tablet and called the president of the United States via Skype.

The discussion between the creature and the president of the United States went on for about 30 minutes. The president instructed the little creature what to say in the next press conference, to let in more migrants into Germany, what to say in the next parliament sitting and other details. After the discussion, the creature climbed inside its Merkel exosuit.

Germany is in the midst of a migrant crisis after the Merkel invited Syrians, Afghans and Iraqis to the country. The government says that over 800.000 migrants will reach Germany in the end of 2015 but the dark figure seems to be much more higher.

For month, Müller kept this secret by herself but she could not remain silent anymore as the migrant crisis has become unbearable. She decided to break her silence although this will threaten her life.

"Now, it absolutely makes sense why the chancellor is bringing all the illegal migrants from the Middle East and Africa to Europe. She always was remote controlled by the USA, well she is just a robot," says the secretary. "It is the plan of the USA to destabilize the European continent."

*name have been changed to protect the identity of the person






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