It was all about diet, the high-profile official of the Communist Party of China Xi Jintao insisted. "We Chinese love peace, we love military parades and we needed to fund the military parade marking the 70th anniversary of victory over Japan to show the world how much we love peace."
But China was hit hard by the recent recession making it inevitable to cut the budget for is peaceful parade costing $100 million.
Xi Jintao commanded all 85 million members of the Communist party to go on a strict diet.
For 3 month, The Communist Party of China stopped free delivery of Loui XIII cognacs, Peking ducks covered with gold powder and bird's nest. But this rigorous measures were not enough yet to save money therefore Jintao also stopped the delivery of human placenta, a very popular delicacy among the Chinese super-rich.
After the strict diet for 3 month China was able to save money and allocate a budget of $100 million to the peaceful military parade.
"Now, we are able to show how much we love peace to the world especially to Japan," smiled Jintao , "and we also censored away 10 million party members who had been criticizing our diet plan. They do not exist anymore.That was a healthy diet to the party."
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