Saudi Arabia rises social class of women from chicken to human

RIYADH-King of Saudi Arabia Salman announced to rise the social class of women from animals to human. The reform has worldwide proponents.

Saudi Arabia has 3 social classes with men on the top of the hierarchy followed by human and animals, the bottom class. Saudi Arabian women belong to the social class of animals meaning they are on the same level as a chicken, sheep or camel.

Imam Muhammad Ayyub has studied the species of women of decades and came to the conclusion that women have cognitive capabilities and the ability to speech same as men. "I always had believed women are just good enough for reproduction. In school we are told us to take care of women like chickens. Women cackle like hens so I thought they are a similar species," says Ayyub. "One day I met this young woman who could recite each single line of the Koran from memory and I shouted 'ya allah (meaning oh my god)' what is this new kind of species who can speak and think. This is not a chicken!"

Imam Ayyub studied all passages of the Koran. "The Surah 4:11/2 reads 'Women are animals like chicken. Like chicken, man are permitted to take women as sex slaves' and so I though women are animals," explains Ayyub. Finally, he concluded the Koran forgot to print a passage were women are described as human beings.

The hardest part of the reform was to convince the Saudi Arabian King Salman because he is currently suffering under dementia. But when Ayyub said women are species who are capable to read the Koran, the King's face beamed and he promised to rise the social class of a women to human.