Geneva―A group of scientists from the Geneva University Hospital believe Uncle Sam suffers under severe paranoia.
Paranoia is a thought process characterized by exaggerated fear that something bad will happen, fear that the bad is caused by others with lack of foundation of the above features. People suffering under paranoia fear that someone is trying to cause them physical harm or even kill them. They live in fear, feel isolated and are depressed all the time. The cause of paranoia is still unknown but major live events that cause sudden increase of stress may be responsible for it.
Uncle Sam showed first symptoms of paranoia after 9/11 in 2001. He accused Iraq of having "weapons of mass destruction" becoming obsessed with the idea to start a war in the Middle East. In May 2003, Iraq was defeated and Saddam Hussein was executed by the USA.
Uncle Sam's brain circulation declined and he exhibited more paranoid symptoms. He had been possessed by the thought that Colonel Gaddafi, the late dictator of Libya, wanted to kill him. Again, a war was started between the USA and Libya and ended with the execution of the dictator by USA funded "moderate rebel groups", now called "ISIS", in August 2011.
Meanwhile, Uncle Sam's metal state has declined dramatically. He accuses Syria to have used chemical weapons on its people and breaking human rights. Uncle Sam has grabbed to his gun and started to throw "democracy bombs" to bring back American democracy to Syria. He even started to bomb hospitals. (He also wants to have little bit of natural gas and oil from Syria.)
The scientists are very concerned about Uncle Sam's mental health state. They tried laughter and various talking therapies but nothing has worked yet. Recently, Uncle Sam regards Putin, president of Russia, as a new threat and is obsessed to eliminate him.
Scientists also suspect that NATO is suffering under mild paranoia because it also regards Putin as a threat.
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