Beard ban in Tajikistan: Santa Clauses placed into detention camp

DUSHANBE-Tajikistan's president Emomali Rahmon is banning facial hair because the government trying to restrict the influence of Islam in the country.

Earlier this month, 10 Santa Clauses have been sent to  a detention camp located 10 km away from Tajikistan's capital Dushanbe after being arrested because of violating the new legislation. The original reason to enforce the beard ban was to crackdown Islam and everything connected with it but now it is also affecting Santa Clauses.

In recent years, Santa Clauses from Finnland have started to promote Christmas all over the world because the market in Europe and USA is already saturated. This year, they also started a Santa Claus campaign in Tajikistan but the ban has been a major setback.

Olavi Toikka, an experienced Santa Claus, claims "a Santa Clause without a beard is just a burger without a patty. A real Santa Claus needs a beard."

Tapio Hiltutnen, Santa Claus novice for 2 years, says he "just wanted to bring joy and happiness to all children in the world and Tajikistan should not be excluded."

It has been reported that police forcibly shaved facial hair from the detained Santa Clauses. The future of the Santa Claus campaign in Tajikistan is still uncertain.

Germany prohibits sausage stalls to respect Muslim "refugees"

BERLIN-Germany's upper house on Friday approved legislation banning all sausage stalls in Germany to avoid insulting Muslim "refugees".

The reform considers all sausage stalls in Germany as illegal from October the 3rd. The recent spurt of Muslim "refugees" immigrating to Germany was subject of fierce debate among politicians how to make migrating people comfortable as much as possible. To cultivate the "Willkommenskultur" meaning "welcome culture" used to encourage help for hundreds of thousands "refugees" coming to Germany, politicians have agreed on the new legislation.

The leader of the Green Party complained if Muslim "refugees" see sausage stalls in Germany they might get insulted and cannot be absolutely welcomed. "We need a more fundamental 'Willkommenskultur' and welcome all Muslim 'refugees' because they enrich our culture. If they see all the sausage stalls here they, will hate us," points out the leader. "We want that all 'refugees' absolutely love us."

Under Islamic law the swine is considered as an unclean animal not good enough for Muslims to eat and strictly prohibits the consumption of pork. But most of the German sausages are made of pork which would be disrespecting Islamic culture.

Franz Schnurr, a currywurst stall owner in Berlin, is desperate. "I am in business for 40 years here in Kreuzberg. This currywurst stall is my life and now they're telling me to shut it down? Did Germany lost its mind?" Feeling of resentment towards the government has spread among most of the sausage stall owners. Only Frankfurter Rindswurds stalls are not prohibited yet because they are made of pure beaf meat. Also locals seem to be desperate. "Everyday I eat sausage. How should I feel German if I couldn't eat any real German sausage made of pork," says Paul Luckner, a student at the Freie Universität Berlin.

Japan legalises marriage with a virtual girlfriend

TOKYO-Supporters of the law, who were sitting on the public seats in the legislative building, erupted in celebration when the results were announced. The bill was backed by 460  out of 10 members of the House of Represenatives. "We are making history this moment," said Jun Suzuki, a leader of the Japan Otaku Association, a otaku rights group that drafted the proposal. 

Otaku are a generation of geeks-most of the time men-who have emerged 20 years ago and have chosen to live in their own fantasy world of anime and manga.

According to a survey conducted by the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare in 2010, 36% of Japanese males aged 16 to 19 had no interest in sex. Another survey in 2011 found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 were not in any kind of romantic relationship. Instead of a having a relationship in real life, more and more Japanese prefer two-dimensional love affairs. The new legislation allows men from 16 to marry their 3-D girlfriends.

"I am dating Manaka for 4 years and last year I started to think about marrying her but the Japanese marriage law did not allow to marry your virtual girlfriend. It was very frustrating," Suzuki explains. "Now it's legal and I am filled with happiness." Manaka is Suzuki's girlfriend and also a video game: She is one of the 10 virtual girlfriend that players can choose from in LovePuss, a Japanese dating simulator for the pocket-sized DS game player.

"Sometimes she is moody but most of the time she makes me happy when I feel down. And the best thing is I can always carry her in my pocket," says Suzuki. When commuting to work in the train for over an hour, at dinner, during taking a shower and even in the toilet- Manaka is always with him.

Next year, Suzuki plans his wedding ceremony with Manaka in his real life. Since Manaka is limited to understand just a handful phrases it is difficult for Suzuki to choose the right wedding dress for her. One is for sure: The wedding ceremony will be celebrated with a hologram of Manaka.

Brexit or the end of the EU

From startup to the main jihadist recruiting company: the success story of I&I SS Consulting Ltd.

When headhunter Ali Emwazi was asked by the Islamic State to find the most talented jihad candidate, he decided to start I&I SS Consulting. Ali worked as a senior consultant for a renown headhunting company in London. Not a single company was focusing on the jihadist industry that time. From that niche, Ali started his own company. Founded 2 years ago, the company's last year revenue was over £5 Million.

Mongrosso Press visited his company to find out more about Ali's success.

Over 300 talented jihadists to Syria

I&I SS Consulting is located in the City of London. It is currently employing 15 senior consultants and 5 partners all aged between 20 to 35.

"I started this company just 2 years ago and it is booming," Ali is brimming with enthusiasm.

Since establishment, the company has been sending over 300 talented jihadist to Syria and the demand has been steadily growing ever since. Ali's main clients are not only officials from the Islamic State headquarters located in Syria but also HR managers from franchises all over the world. Especially Islamic State branches located in France and Germany look for talented jihadists.

Ali explains how to recruit the best people from the industry: "You might think LinkedIn and Facebook are the main sources where we find our candidates. But we do it old school and make cold calls at least 100 a day to all kebab restaurants, shisha lounges and mosques in London." Back to basic-maybe this is the secret behind his success.

"Lads, get back on the phone! We have to reach our monthly target," Ali screams to his employees. It is also I&I SS Consulting who recruited Jihadi John who became a prominent jihadist in 2014.

Recently, Saudi Arabia and Qatar have shown great interest in the company and promised to make huge investments. "Next year, we plan to open our new branch in Germany," Ali's entrepreneurial spirit seems to have no boundaries.

"How 2016 presidential race helped me to overcome PMS": Donald Trump reveals why he joined the presidential race and how to fight PMS

Donald Trump has suffered under PMS for decades. "Each month I had this horrible symptoms. Swollen breast, feeling tired, joint and muscle pain, trouble with concentration and memory, " Trump says.

PMS-premenstrual syndrome-is a group of symptoms linked to the menstrual cycle. Usually, it affects only women but rarely men over 60 years might develop PMS. The reason is still unknown. The symptoms usually go away after you start bleeding but since men cannot bleed it will affect them forever.

"I tried all kinds of natural remedies like chaste tree tea, peppermint, caraway tea. I ate a lot of fibers and drank gallons of water but still the symptoms didn't go away," reveals Trump. Especially, he suffered under sever panic attacks when he thought about immigrants coming to the USA.

"When I thought about those immigrants destroying our beloved USA I had palpitation. They're destroying our long long history of 300 years. Those immigrants, they're stealing my money! I had those mood swings and was so irritable," he breaks out in tears.

But his life changed when the USA announced the 2016 presidential race. Trump joined the race and successfully overcame PMS. By talking about his emotional problems in public, he has found a way to relieve his stress and discharge it on the American audience. The presidential race is similar to talk therapy.

"I ask myself, why didn't I do this before. It's a wonderful feeling to talk about your feelings and stress that caused all by these immigrants. It is like a salvation," Trump smiles and combs his hair to get ready for the next TV debate on Fox TV.

USA on the refugee crisis in EU

They know how to take responsibility ;)