Dolphin therapy: deradicalization program for returning terrorists

Kokkedal-Last year, 72 young men-regular high school and university students-abandoned their families and studies to make a career as jihadists in Syria. Now, many are coming back and Denmark is welcoming them with open arms.

Most western countries are cracking down on returning fighters. France has seized passports, Britain has arrested 100 returnees and most of the countries follow suit.

Kokkedal has developed an unconventional reintegration program for ex-terrorists which was developed by Connie Hansen, a psychology professor at Kokkedal University. "These returnees are young people struggling with the same issues as any other average teenager. They are trying to find a place in society. So we have to help them to find a way back to normal live," explains Hansen.

The Kokkedal reintegration program includes dolphin therapy. The "3 Month Dolphin Time-Out Program" sends the returnees to "Dolphin Woopy-Doo Paradise" located in Marmaris, Turkey. A 3-Month jihadist orientated program is designed to deradicalize returnees. They play one-on-one with trained therapist and dolphins. The relationship developed throughout the 3 month with the dolphins help to detoxify the mind of radical thoughts, decrease anxiety experienced in terrorist attacks, executions and beheading, and increase motivation to continue attempting new tasks.

"When I communicate to dolphins I can forget all the brutal things I've seen in Syria," says Yussuf Aslan, a former jihadist. "It is invigorating. Before that I was obsessed to fight in Syria. It was similar to a sexual obsession. But now I think, I will return to my engineering studies after the therapy."

The cost is €24.000 for the 3-Month program and covered by health insurance meaning the taxpayers are paying for the program.

Activities are tailored to the needs of the participants. Returnees who beheaded people need intensive care. Ali Erdogan has been traumatized by the beheading he has committed. His therapy involves more communication with dolphins by imitating their clicking and whistling.

"It's my last week here. I was so exhausted after the fights but now I feel very refreshed," says Erdogan. "Next month, I will go back to Syria and work on my terrorist career. I try to be the next Bin Laden."

The Greens of Denmark are welcoming Kokkedal's approach to Syrian returnees. "People need love but not punishment to rehabilitate. They are just victims of the decadent Western society. We should do more for our Muslim fellows. We are even thinking to ban Christmas from Denmark otherwise they might feel discriminated," says the spokesperson of the party.

On the other hand, conservative parties are very skeptical and expressed great concern because 70 of the 72 returnees went back to Syria to join terrorists groups. "This is just an adventure holiday for the terrorists on the expense of taxpayers money. We live in a decadent society," complains the spokesperson of the Danish People's Party.

Angela Merkel's secretary reveals: the chancellor is remote controlled by a creature in Merkel exosuite

It was an usual working day for Angela Merkel's secretary Susanne Müller*. The only unusual thing was that she was a little bit early in the office. She opened the door the chancellor's office to discuss about her daily schedule but the next moment she was petrified with horror.

A small creature was creeping out from the German chancellor's head which was stuffed with electric cables and small electronic devices. Merkel was not a human being but a robot. The shocked secretary was watching the creature from the crack of the door.

"It was like this tiny alien in 'Men in Black' which hid in a human-like exosuit," explains Müller.

After the little creator climbed out from its Merkel exosuit it switched on a tablet and called the president of the United States via Skype.

The discussion between the creature and the president of the United States went on for about 30 minutes. The president instructed the little creature what to say in the next press conference, to let in more migrants into Germany, what to say in the next parliament sitting and other details. After the discussion, the creature climbed inside its Merkel exosuit.

Germany is in the midst of a migrant crisis after the Merkel invited Syrians, Afghans and Iraqis to the country. The government says that over 800.000 migrants will reach Germany in the end of 2015 but the dark figure seems to be much more higher.

For month, Müller kept this secret by herself but she could not remain silent anymore as the migrant crisis has become unbearable. She decided to break her silence although this will threaten her life.

"Now, it absolutely makes sense why the chancellor is bringing all the illegal migrants from the Middle East and Africa to Europe. She always was remote controlled by the USA, well she is just a robot," says the secretary. "It is the plan of the USA to destabilize the European continent."

*name have been changed to protect the identity of the person

Some interesting links which are facts that USA wants to destabilize Europe:

• http://sputniknews.com/middleeast/20151027/1029157209/refugee-crisis-designed-to-depopulate-syria-assange.html
• http://thepressproject.gr/podcast/final_assange.mp3

Great "Pig Wall" on the German and Austrian border to prevent refugees

German police union has announced to close the country's border against Austria by erecting a great pig wall. Around 200.000 pigs are going to be stationed from Obersdorf to Passau in order to protect the 400km long border.

The influx of migrants has been unstoppable since September. Until the end of this year, 1.5 million migrants are expected in Germany. The exponentially growing number of migrants has been the cause of immense social unrest and crime in German refugee centers. A surge in arson attacks and rape did reportedly increase drastically in refugee shelters.

Germany gradually seems to loose its control over the influx of massive amount of migrants within a short period of time and there have been concerns among the population that the country's internal security is under threat.

The highly effective Hungarian border barrier took 3 month until it was finished. The internal security in Germany is dramatically worsening and immediate action is required. No time is left to built a fence for month.

Bavarian MP Horst Seehofer decided as a last-resort measure to erect a wall made of live pigs on the country's border. Thousands of pigs from Bavarian farms have been brought to the 400km long border.

Religious restrictions on the consumption of pork are a part of Islamic law. Most of the migrants are orthodox Muslims believing pigs are unclean animals thus making it impossible to cross the pig wall.

"Within 3 days the great pig wall will be finished. We are already seeing a decrease of migrants crossing the border," says the MP. "Today just 100 migrants entered Germany assuming that they are all Christians. Christians refugees are more than welcome here."

Meanwhile, the pigs grunt happily on the border because they have been brought outside the hellish pig farms and will not be slaughtered until the influx of migrants will be stopped. Animal rights activist welcome the measure. "Finally, society has acknowledged the status of the pig," says Andreas Hilse from Animals Rights Watch.

Germany police union decides to separate refugees by everything

BERLIN-Yesterday a 21-year-old refugee started a mayhem when he ripped pages from a Koran and ate them in a refugee center in Berlin. The fight escalated into a mass brawl pitting 150 Syrians against 200 Afghans fighting with fists and throwing babies. 

There had been trouble before. One weeks ago, a 35-year-old Afghan insulted an Iraqi that all his 3 wives look ugly leading to a  riot. The ensuing violence left 15 refugees dead.

Three weeks ago, short refugees got jammed by tall refugees when lining up for food starting an outrage.

Countless other riots have been reported in the past 1 month. Refugees fought about the number of wives, hair color, body odor, length of fingernails, beheading skills, ownership of slaves and myriads of other issues.

Germany's police union decided to separate refugees into more than 100 categories.

Next week, refugees are going to be separated into country of origin, religion, ethnicity, height, BMI, length of beard, number of wives, beauty of wives, skin color, sexual orientation, length of nose etc..

The new measure had spread confusion among the refugees and volunteers. "How should I decide who has the uglier wife?" complains Alex Müller, a volunteer of the refugee center in Berlin. "Should we start a beauty pageant in the refugee center or what?"

Amnesty International criticized Germany for the measure because segregation reminds USA of the 'dark days'. 

On top of that, Germany is a pluralistic society and it will be impossible to integrate all refugees if they are already segregated in refugee centers.

Migrants start sit-down hunger strike in Berlin

BERLIN-Migrants camping in Berlin have declared  a sit-down hunger strike, demanding more sunshine for their well being.

Earlier on Monday, the weather in Germany has become cold and rainy, a typical autumn weather. Berlin has a maritime temperate climate with warm summers and cold winters. The cold and chilly weather starts from early autumn and last until late spring. During these period sunshine hours are close to 0 (well this is exaggerated).

"I came all the way from Pakistan and was expecting a day on the beach every day but not this miserable weather," says Muhammad Aziz who arrived in Berlin the week before. "Here we just have rain and a leaden sky. How should I live without sunshine."

Rafiq Abedin, a migrant from Bangladesh is also desperate. "How do people live here with no sunshine and long dark hours. I've heard under -20 degrees is possible in the winter. It makes me depressed", Abedin tears his hair in despair.

Most migrants who are from Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, Bangladesh and well rarely Syria, are used to an arid climate or a tropical climate and are unfamiliar with long dark winters.

UNHCR spokeswoman Melissa Fleming said the German weather is an unreasonable demand to the migrants and Germany should bring more sunshine and less rain to them.

The Mongrosso Press tried to ask the Deutscher Wetterdienst, a scientific agency that monitors weather and meteorological conditions over Germany about any plans to increase sunshine and create a milder winter to prevent further human crisis in Berlin. But they refused to give an interview.

Meanwhile, Aziz gave up striking and started his journey back to Bangladesh with other 3000 migrants.

Afghani refugee in Norway disillusioned

LONGYEARBYEN, Norway-As tens and thousands of migrants run away from poverty and war, Nazif Afghan (20), a refugee from Afghanistan now living in Norway, is struggling to adapt to the new life.

After he finished middle school he struggled to find a full-time job and did day-labouring to make ends meet. The USA promised to create new employment but just kept bombing the country under the name of freedom.

"One day a former friend from middle school said there is a country called Norway, the promised land, flooded with milk and honey," Mr. Afghan said. "So I didn't think twice, grabbed my iPhone started my nightmarish journey."

6000 km from Kabul-that is how far Norway is from the capital of Afghanistan. To prepare for the journey, Mr. Afghan bought a Syrian passport on the black market and learned some Arabic phrases to get through borders as a Syrian.

He was smuggled into Turkey. He narrowly survived the sinking of a smuggler's fishing boat off the Italian Island of Lampedusa. Italy was beautiful but its social welfare system was as bad as Afghanistan so Mr. Afghan continued his journey. He crossed Austria but did not like the strange German slang they spoke and did not understand the Wiener Schmäh, a type of black humor just understood by Austrians in Austria and decided to continue with the journey until he has reached his ultimate destination Norway.

After 6 month of hardship he finally reached the Norwegian border. The authorities told him that the detention centers in Oslo were already overcrowded and offered him a place in Longyearbyen.

"I was looking for honey and milk in Europe", Mr. Afghan added, "but I didn't expect this misery."

Mt. Afghan's new life started in June at Longyearbyen, the largest settlement in Spitsbergen. June was also the month of Ramadan, a religious event where Muslims are not allowed to eat anything until sunset.

Now Mr. Afghan's journey is over, he expresses disillusionment and disappointment about Norway.

"All ice bears, seals and even the sun will convert to Islam"

The first day of Ramadan, Mr. Afghan waited for sunset but it still did not happen. Longyearbyen experiences midnight sun from April to August. 

When we interviewed Mr. Afghan, he already did not eat for 3 days. "I am a Muslim and have to obey the doctrines of the Quran. If I eat  during Ramadan I will go to hell," says Mr. Afghan. "Now I hate Norway, I hate Spitsbergen. I am praying to the Lord everyday but the sun doesn't seem to sink. I am angry. I think I will join the ISIS or the Salafist. Spitsbergen should be a caliphate. All ice bears, seals and even the sun will convert to Islam." Mr. Afghan seems to loose his temper because of fasting for a long period of time.

One week after the interview with Mr. Afghan, we heard that he tried to go back to Afghanistan but was deported to Norway because the authorities found out that his passport was not valid.

Germany prohibits sausage stalls to respect Muslim "refugees"

BERLIN-Germany's upper house on Friday approved legislation banning all sausage stalls in Germany to avoid insulting Muslim "refugees".

The reform considers all sausage stalls in Germany as illegal from October the 3rd. The recent spurt of Muslim "refugees" immigrating to Germany was subject of fierce debate among politicians how to make migrating people comfortable as much as possible. To cultivate the "Willkommenskultur" meaning "welcome culture" used to encourage help for hundreds of thousands "refugees" coming to Germany, politicians have agreed on the new legislation.

The leader of the Green Party complained if Muslim "refugees" see sausage stalls in Germany they might get insulted and cannot be absolutely welcomed. "We need a more fundamental 'Willkommenskultur' and welcome all Muslim 'refugees' because they enrich our culture. If they see all the sausage stalls here they, will hate us," points out the leader. "We want that all 'refugees' absolutely love us."

Under Islamic law the swine is considered as an unclean animal not good enough for Muslims to eat and strictly prohibits the consumption of pork. But most of the German sausages are made of pork which would be disrespecting Islamic culture.

Franz Schnurr, a currywurst stall owner in Berlin, is desperate. "I am in business for 40 years here in Kreuzberg. This currywurst stall is my life and now they're telling me to shut it down? Did Germany lost its mind?" Feeling of resentment towards the government has spread among most of the sausage stall owners. Only Frankfurter Rindswurds stalls are not prohibited yet because they are made of pure beaf meat. Also locals seem to be desperate. "Everyday I eat sausage. How should I feel German if I couldn't eat any real German sausage made of pork," says Paul Luckner, a student at the Freie Universität Berlin.